tumblr employee: hey is this draft for the new guidelines okay?

another tumblr employee, head of the Woke department: hmm….you need to change tits to Female Presenting Nipples

in accordance with new tumblr policy, december 16th is the last legal Fingers In His Ass Sunday

sm980:

let us celebrate one last time when the day comes.

hrefnatheravenqueen:

FUCKING THIS POST ITSELF IS FLAGGED, I’M DYING! @staff YOUR BS IS KILLING ITSELF!!!!

calpicoboys:

painted by lilim

twofigs:

*gently endures*

officialunitedstates:

justnerdyofficial:

officialunitedstates:

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital. Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth. Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

okay?

This isn’t about you. Mind your business