sometimes I remember that I’ve had the same blog for my entire tumblr career and that there are backlogs and backlogs of cringey shit from my various regrettable phases just there for anyone to see if they want and I feel as if someone has tred across my grave
People from Maryland are so proud of being from there, and for what? Crabs? They’re found all over the place. Old bay seasoning? It’s just fishy Lawry’s salt. That ugly checkered mess of a flag? Looks like a jester’s closet lmaoo Maryland is just Maine flavored Virginia
Md is pretty swag
The court jester, the nation’s top fool, makes an appearance on my post. I am honoured
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future
Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go
that girl who takes a nigh unsafe amount of edibles and then does costume looks is literally, LITERALLY the only makeup youtuber i will give the time of day, EVERY OTHER ONE is just putting out weekly advertisements and she is basically going through aesthetic self-torture to give us some sliver of joy
homura 