peter – homura

xeffys:

sg-1:

Why didn’t Zendaya’s parents give her a last name

they did its meechee

Zendaya of House Meechee

alparlaboratories:

teamgalactica:

alparlaboratories:

teamgalactica:

valquita:

teamgalactica:

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

so, a vampire?

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

Is it your blood?

it is blood, yes

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

argumate:

nianeyna:

argumate:

nianeyna:

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

foreplay with Todd

do you ever think before you post

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

tyrannosaurus-rex:

pinkprogram:

orochislayer:

orochislayer:

PSA: if you dont have a fursona by January 1, 2019 you WILL be assigned one

@ everyone in the notes saying they’d rather die: dont worry! you cant

Humans are monkeys so you already have a fursona built in